On the way over, Nick and Schmidt stopped to squabble over who had first dibs, which gave Winston a chance to slip in. But, given his dry spell, he struggled to stick the opener. Back at the loft, a pig-tailed Jess was surrounded by a pile of polka-dotted garments and turquoise tulle. No bottoms!
Damn you, Zimbabwe! She proceeded to call everyone she knew to dictate her last will and testament via voicemail in a panicked voice. Back at the bar, Winston was newly confident, having been freed from the pressure of seduction by Daisy. As such, she became his impromptu gal pal, sounding board, and coach in the ways of being a playa. Weirdly, this was exactly what Holly wanted.
As Nick walked Jess around the apartment to assuage her fears, she admitted she had been his cooler. She had a plan. Yes, my friends, it was time for the triumphant return of True American! Only this time, there was a twist designed explicitly to get Nick laid: Stripping! While Nick and Schmidt plied Holly with a series of increasingly traumatic come-ons see Dotables , Daisy and Winston drank themselves silly under a table.
What that thang do? With Jess and Nick behind closed doors until they presented photographic proof, Schmidt made his move. He pulled out the big guns, telling Holly his Cece sob story. Can you heal my pain? Magic words! And, it should be noted, Cece did say she loved Schmidt. That she loves him. Was it me, or was there a spark of connection between them at this moment? Cece, even in her drunken state, calls it out and apologizes to Jess, explaining to her friend that she really thinks Nick has a thing for Jess.
Cece's evidence of feet pointing and the way he says her name get in Jess' head, causing her to act differently around him. Though she never explains herself to Nick, she does apologize, and the two share a moment while brushing their teeth. When a back injury reveals that Nick might have a more serious health problem , all of his friends worry.
The friend who forces him to get it checked out, however, is Jess. This isn't exactly a happy episode. In fact, it's one of the most emotional in the series , but it serves to make Nick and Jess "get real" with one another.
When Nick gets scared about possibly having cancer, he accuses Jess of never being able to be real with people, and it allows the two of them to open up to one another a bit more. It's one of the few times early in the show that the audience gets to see how much Jess cares about Nick instead of the other way around.
The second season is when Jess discovers how Nick feels about her — and that she feels the same way. Some fans might prefer the episode highlighting their first date, but "Fluffer" provides the audience with the first date the duo should have had. When Nick and Jess start spending more time together, it becomes evident that Nick is taking on the "boyfriend duties" while she's hooking up with Sam.
He calls Jess out on it, though she doesn't initially realize she is taking advantage of their friendship, and it forces Nick to admit that he's attracted to her. It's a big step in their relationship. New Girl goes more for verbal than physical comedy, but "Pepperwood" allows for plenty of the latter while deepening the relationship between Nick and Jess. When Jess teaches a creative writing class for adults, Nick worries that one of her students is obsessed with her — and might actually want to kill her.
And the things that you say. And the look on your face. And it is you! They all rush over to try their luck Schmidt: "your friendship means nothing to me, every man for himself" , but Winston quickly realizes he still can't form words in the presence of a woman. Not even in the presence of the woman he ends up sitting next to when he's all embarrassed, Daisy. Luckily, she's taken. Conversation ensues. Nick and Schmidt, meanwhile, get into a "Nick and Schmidt" brawl over who gets to talk to the pretty girl.
In the apartment, Jess has a watermelon Nick with a face drawn on and a hoodie propped up. She's attempting to reorganize her closet, prance around sans bottoms, prance around sans top, dress up as a robot and as a Kenyan runner.
All in good fun, until she hears scratching at the door. Back at the bar, Nick and Schmidt battle over Holly. Turns out she's into "sad guys" and thinks Nick looks "sadder than most. Winston chats up Daisy, who decides to take him on as a challenge. Terrified of the scratching that by now has stopped and in her pillow fort, Jess leaves voice mails for Sam and Cece "I might be fine, but I also might be dead".
She calls Nick who is too busy to answer, but is forced to by Schmidt, who sees it as an opportunity to cut Nick out and win over Holly. Jess begs him to come home and though he tries to fight off her "cooling" effect, she says she needs him. Nick tries to explain to Jess the incredibly fortunate position he is in, for the hot girl out in the living room is sexually aroused by misery.
Jess promises to help out and fix it. This time, the drinking game comes with a sexy twist, courtesy of Jess. The game is on and Jess gets Holly to lose her clothes, to Nick's contentment.
Winston then tells him that if he builds her a dresser as she wants him to, it implies that he will eventually share it with her. Nick later builds the dresser anyway. Jess apologizes for making him do all that, and Nick then admits that he thought about 'the rewards' too and that he feels they are two people who try to be friends but are sometimes attracted to each other.
Jess and Cece have a 'boob-fight' in ' Models ', and when she relates the story to Nick he tells her that he finds that arousing. Nick finds out that Jess wants to be in a relationship with Sam, but later discovers that Sam is seeing other girls. Knowing Jess would be upset by this, he goes into the haunted house where she's working - which he is terrified of - to warn her. Scared when he sees her in her costume, he punches her in the face. Sam tells Jess he doesn't want a conventional relationship with her and dumps her.
She is comforted by Nick, who tells her that she deserves to be with a guy who's crazy about her. Jess then punches him in the face to get her revenge.
Jess and Nick bond over water aerobics in 'Menzies ', and he is the one who gives her the push she needs to get a job. Schmidt and Winston tell Jess they'd give her their sperm she says she didn't ask anyone to impregnate her.
Nick says that's good because he's not giving his. Right after he says he would definitely love their child very much. Later she comes to his room and sits next to him on his bed and he says he knew she'd pick him to impregnate her.
She replies "Yep," and leans in to kiss him as a joke. Though he backs away they both share a laugh. Jess sees Sam again, who tells her that he wants her back. When she sees Nick and his girlfriend making out she is upset. She's unwilling to believe that he means it, however when she talks to Nick about the situation he tells her that he thinks she's the kind of girl a guy would come back for.
Nick gets worried when he thinks one of Jess' students wants to kill her. He pretends to be Julius Peperwood and enters her class. He sits next to Edgar the psycho student and sees a drawing of a dead deer. They go together to the student's house. They are accomplices and later he keeps finding excuses to touch her and get close to her. The guys try to pick up girls, and because Jess is Nick's 'Cooler', she stays at home. After a boring couple of hours, she hears creepy sounds.
Nick ignores it at first because there's a girl who turned on by his misery, but when Jess tells him she needs him, he comes immediately. Arriving home, it seems to be nothing and Nick actually smiles when he sees that Jess missed him and made a Nick-doll with a melon-face.
While playing True American, Jess and Nick accidentally get locked up and will only be released when they kiss. Sam, Cece, and her date arrive, and they cheer them on. Nick doesn't seem to have the nerves to kiss her, and Jess just wants to get it over with. Eventually, Nick refuses to kiss her, saying 'not like this'. After failing to explain what he meant, he climbs out of the window and almost falls.
Back in the living room, Sam thinks that Nick would rather jump out of a window than kiss Jess. Nick says he's an idiot, and Sam says he's missing out. Later that night, Jess hears the noise again and calls Nick out of bed. Nick is wearing a trench coat and they find a dog; the owner sees her coat and leaves angry. When Jess goes back to her room, Nick suddenly grabs Jess' arm and kisses her; Jess kisses him back.
After they break apart, Nick says, 'I meant something like that,' and goes back to his room while Jess stands in shock. Nick and Jess are reeling from their kiss. Nick says 'argh, you kissed her! You kissed her, you idiot!
Jess opens her bedroom door and Nick is standing there - he then 'panic moonwalks' away from her. Jess turns up at Cece's apartment, says 'Nick kissed me,' and CeCe is shocked. CeCe asks how he kissed her, and Jess says 'he just grabbed me, it was firm but tender, and he was a man and I was a woman I saw through space and time for a minute but that's not the point. Nick then teases her saying it 'meant something to [her]'.
In a table building competition, they angrily talk about the kiss, where Nick says that 'it was like a damn fairy tale that kiss! They are the first pair to build a table strong enough to hold a phone book The woman in charge of the event then says if the table is strong, the couple is strong. When Jess' boyfriend finds out about the kiss he is upset and breaks up with her, after punching Nick.
Nick admits that the kiss meant nothing to Jess and later comforts her about her breakup - after mentioning that he loved that Sam had been threatened by him and that he had enjoyed being a homewrecker. Parking Spot. Things are still awkward in ' Parking Spot ' between the two - Jess dresses seductively to make Nick give her the parking spot for the apartment, which he does, however later changes his mind saying that she was 'using the kiss'.
He then says that he regrets the kiss and Jess runs off. He finds her in the apartment and tells her he doesn't actually regret the kiss, only what happened after it. Jess brings up the 'no-nail oath' that all of the male roommates signed.
She is annoyed that they thought she'd sleep with one of them like she just couldn't help it. Nick tells her that it was him, that he couldn't help it. Jess drops what she was holding in shock, and when Nick points this out she tells him to shut up. They have a 'moment' then someone walks through the door. Jess is clearly feeling strange about Nick and admits to CeCe that she can't stop thinking about the kiss and acts flustered around him.
He asks if he had cupcake frosting on his lip, and Jess feels nervous and yells at him. When she is interested romantically with a very emotional man, Nick jokingly asks if she really wants a man who tells her about his feelings - then asks again seriously if it is, looking nervous. She then agrees to 'advertise' his disgusting porta potty.
When Nick offers her a drink from his bottle of liquor, saying "it's just my mouth! Quick Hardening Caulk. Nick tries to be good at his job in ' Quick Hardening Caulk ', which Jess finds attractive, telling CeCe that she wants him - '[she] wants him bad'. Nick reveals he's been sleeping with his new boss. Jess feels awkward around Nick, even more so when he shows her his newly blue underwear because he did laundry. They go to a hardware store where Jess stares lustfully at Nick yanking a chain.
She then reads his shopping list which all have names that sound slightly sexual, turning her on even more. She then gets hit in the jaw by a plank and is knocked out. That night Nick brings her hot soup while Jess is on pills for the pain. She is very drugged up. Suddenly, she throws her sheets off her and yells that she wants to have sex with Nick. Nick asks if she knows what she's saying, seeming interested. Jess then exhibits obvious signs of being completely under the influence of the pills, however, pulls Nick down to her and try to sleep with him, saying 'this little piggy went to market'.
Jess then bashes him in the face and Nick burns his hand in her soup. The next day Nick talks to Schmidt and Winston about the incident, saying 'you thought the door was closed. You thought the door was so closed that you went out and found another door. But had I known that the first door was open? That's the door I wanted to walk through! He then tries to stop her coming to the bar for 'Guys' Night', however, she comes anyway as she didn't remember their conversation due to pills - she had also forgotten the fact that she tried to sleep with him.
Jess goes to the bar and sees Nick's boss slapping his buttocks, and asks if they're sleeping together, which his boss confirms. Nicks tells her he's sorry, but Jess says he's just 'getting some skank on it,' which obviously his boss takes offense to. Jess storms off and Nick follows her. In the loft, Nick sees Jess and says that he's got some explaining to do. When she tries to walk off Nick tells her what had happened the previous night, when she'd said that she wanted him. Nick tells her it's ok if that was something she was just saying, 'but it is something I've thought a lot about.
Nick looks amazed, but then Jess says that she thought it was attractive that he was trying at something, and he accuses her of being a gold digger. She tells him 'if I were a gold digger, do you really think I'd be interested in you? I'd be the worst gold digger in the world! Jess denies the fact that she may be a gold digger.
Nick says, 'then prove it. After a moment the pair begins to kiss passionately. They interrupt the kiss multiple times to yell at each other, until Nick yells, 'shut up! Shut up and take your clothes off, and I mean it, take off your clothes'. He then clears the table, picking up a hammer in the process, and whilst yelling at an undressing Jess and accidentally smashes an aquarium with the hammer, thus killing the mood.
They storm off and go into their rooms, lock the doors, unlock the door, storm outside and kiss passionately for a few more moments before storming off back into their rooms. Nick gets a call, and a few moments later tells the loft mates that his dad died. They all go to Chicago to attend the funeral.
Nick is apparently the man of the house in his family, and is told he needs to plan an 'Elvis-themed funeral'. Nick's mother takes an instant dislike to Jess, and Nick's brother Jamie asks if they're doing it, to which Nick replies 'I'm begging you to shut up' - Jamie later asks Jess the same thing, and she avoids giving a response. Nick asks Jess if she'll write his dad's eulogy for him, and after a failed attempt she tells him she can't.
He angrily leaves. Nick later turns up at the funeral drunk, and Jess takes him away to sober him up. She tells him that she's here for him. She sees that the man Nick hired to be an Elvis impersonator is in a bad way.
She then walks into the funeral in the Elvis costume and sings 'In The Ghetto'. Nick appears in the doorway and stares at her, smiling.
He then goes to the front and performs the eulogy, however, gets very emotional. Jess stands beside him and holds his hand.
When they are about to return home, Nick's mother takes Jess aside and gives her a snack for the trip, and hugs her. Nick then talks to his mother, who says she is glad he has someone who takes care of him. Both turn to look at Jess and Nick smiles. First Date. When they are by themselves in ' First Date ', Nick is unable to stop himself from touching Jess' boobs.
They make awkward conversation about this. Nick decides to ask Jess out on a date after talking to his magical silent best friend Tran. He originally plans to say something along the lines of 'Jessica, you are a beautiful woman. My life has not been the same since I met you and it would mean the world to me if you would go on a date with me. Dirty-J, Dr. Day, my toilet sister. If so, food. Nick asks Schmidt for clothes advice, and so Schmidt puts him in a suit and Winston shaves his face. After saying that he is meeting a girl called Yolanda Winston, Schmidt and Winston work out he is meeting Jess.
Nick makes a reservation at a fancy restaurant and meets Jess there, who asks him if this was a date. He is nervous and laughs, lying and telling her it isn't. The meal is made more awkward when Russell - the only man Nick and Jess both loved - walks in. Jess and Nick decide to just get a drink as friends.
Whilst getting a drink as friends, they end up talking about what turns them on about the other - Nick finds it ridiculously hot when Jess can't open jars, saying it's hard for him to deal with. Jess responds by saying she likes it when he gargles his beer. Jess then suggests they get dinner.
Nick asks if she means a date. Jess nods, and Nick agrees eagerly. They go back to their table and enjoy a few moments of successful date, however when Russell leaves he mentions that the two of them are 'really something'. The two are confused by this statement and follow him out of the restaurant.
When the pair asked him what he meant, Russell eventually answers them by saying he doesn't think they really know what they are to each other. The disagree with this, so Russell challenges them to write down what they think they are to each other on a piece of card.
They find it hard to do so, but eventually both write down an answer. Russell looks at the cards, then awkwardly mutters that it wasn't such a good idea.
They ask each other what they wrote on their cards, but neither of them is brave enough to answer. Later that night they run into each other in the kitchen. Jess struggles to open a jar while Nick looks on.
He stands in front of her and opens the jar for her. Nick then gargles his beer. Looking into his eyes, Jess mutters that she's going to bed, and Nick says he'll walk with her. They walk towards their rooms slowly, tension in the air. At their doors, Jess whispers, 'G'night Miller. Bachelorette Party. In ' Bachelorette Party ' Jess asks Nick to take care of CeCe's fiance for a while, and later she also asks him to get a picture of Shivrang's penis and send it to her.
When the girls at the bachelorette see the picture they are impressed, and when Nick and Shivrang arrive at the loft Jess compliments the penis they saw, calling it a 'prize hog. The guy who took Jess' 'flower', Teddy, wants to meet up with her in ' Virgins ', and Nick is visibly unhappy about this.
They gang share their stories of how they lost their virginity - during Jess' recount Nick comments uncomfortably a few times. On a towel in the woods. I cried. She kept her bra on. It was nice. She asks Nick what he thinks, and he just looks at her, not saying anything. Jess looks back, then leaves the loft. She is in the elevator, about to go and meet Teddy when a hand stops the doors from closing.
Nick is standing there. He walks into the elevator and picks Jess up bridal style. She asks what he's doing, and he tells her not to think about it. He carries her into his bedroom, and the two finally have sex. Winston's Birthday. The morning after, Nick and Jess wake up in bed together.
Nick asks her to wait for a second, and then he goes into the kitchen to bring her breakfast - he experiments with a flower in the beer bottle and behind his ear. As he's going back to his room with the breakfast, he runs into Jess' father, who has arrived for Cece's wedding. As Jess is offered the chance to teach kids again, Nick spends the day hanging out with her dad. At one point they talk about girls, and after initially protesting Nick admits there is a girl - called Yolanda Winston.
And of course, 'she's not quirky. She's got no bangs. Tall, fat. Really ugly eyes, small, tiny little beady eyes. There's a moment of silence, then Bob yells that he's going to kill Nick and Nick runs away.
Jess walks in just a Nick is surrendering all the 'weapons' he'd brought to protect himself against Bob just in case. Jess admits that they don't know what they are, and tells her dad not to judge Nick as he doesn't know him. Bob says that he does know Nick, saying 'You're me. And I'm not good enough for my little girl. Nick then leaves the room, visibly upset and Jess has to go back to the school she's subbing at. When all the children in her class won't be quiet she stands on the desk and yells, 'I've had a bad day!
Sit down! All of you! What is with everyone today? It started so good. It was good, I'm not gonna lie, it was very good, but I can't date my dad. Life's messy.
Yeah, I said ass. But it does, it kicks you in the ass. And messy parts are the best parts. That night, she gets a text from Nick that just says 'Roof. She says that she hopes her dad didn't get in his head, and he denies this, however, they are then interrupted by Schmidt, Elizabeth and later Winston, who believes that the food is for him and the telescope Schmidt's holding is too, for his surprise party.
Jess and Nick look at each other before joining the party, and Nick appears to be thinking hard about what Jess' dad said. Elaine's Big Day. The roommates are about to have a group photo taken of them by Jess' dad. Jess and Nick are very close together, so Bob tells Nick to keep on taking steps away from her until he's in the hallway. The two arrive at the wedding together and agree being together - in any sense of the word - is nice.
Schmidt later says he wants to ruin the wedding, and Jess tells him if he does then she will bust him hard, and then mutters to Nick, 'and later I'm gonna bust you hard. After 'Cotton-Eyed Joe' plays as Cece walks down the aisle, Jess finds Nick standing by the music controls, believing that he played it.
She tells angrily that it's exactly something he would do, 'a stupid, childish prank. When Jess finds out she wrongly accused him of sabotaging the wedding, she joins him in the air duct, and they talk about their relationship.
She admits there is a small part of her that's worried it is a mistake. They then fall through the air duct into the wedding ceremony. After the wedding is called off, Jess and Nick also unhappily decide to 'call it'. Nick goes to the bar to drink 'because that's [his] move.
Crying, she asks if they can 'un-call' it. Grinning, Nick walks up to her and kisses her. They get in the car and happily drive away - together.
Jess and Nick get back to the apartment where Schmidt becomes crazy when he finds out that they're dating, and needs advice from Nick, but then Nick and Jess run away from the loft to the car. Jess and Nick begin driving and end up in Mexico.
They try to relax on the beach but decide to go into the private hotel area instead. They don't have the bracelets showing they have paid to be there, so Nick steals one from a child to give to Jess, but doesn't have one himself so is arrested and put in 'hotel prison'. Jess panics, thinking he has been taken to an actual Mexican prison, so calls Schmidt and Winston to get them to come and help her get Nick out of jail.
Jess wants to fit in with her co-workers; the popular teachers. Nick offers Jess to help her be popular after he realizes that in her school, it's just like high school and she is the nerd, and Nick is cool. So Nick helps Jess be popular and makes her get drunk so she can be cool. After that, Nick realizes that was a mistake after Jess tries to do something really stupid break in the principal's house and go in the Jacuzzi and he tries to make her realize that.
Jess ignores Nick's advice, and she goes with her new friends; the popular teachers and breaks into the principal's house. Nick breaks in with her and tells her that if she is going to do something stupid they're gonna do it together because they're a couple, and he is her old man. They end up together being discovered by the principal at his Jacuzzi and invite them to get in.
At the end of the episode, the popular teachers invite Jess to hang out but she refuses saying that she has to go with her old man, referring to Nick, who is outside in the school parking lot waiting for Jess.
Double Date. Jess finds out that Schmidt is cheating on Cece and Elizabeth. Schmidt then convinces Cece that Nick is actually cheating on Jess. After Cece punches Nick in the groin, twice Schmidt tells her the truth and leaves her heart-broken. Nick tells Jess that he's there for her for whatever she needs and that he wants to be with her. Jess puts her hands on his neck and they kiss. After everything, Schmidt blames Nick and Jess for the heartbreak and vows to break them up.
Nick and Jess freak out. They decide to begin telling each other stuff Schmidt could use to hurt them and make them break up. Nick has a box full of his debt envelopes. Jess secretly goes behind his back and pays the fees.
Once Nick figures out she paid the fees they have a fight, and Nick throws Jess's purse out the window. Nick then realizes he would do anything for Jess, and he gets a bank account. Schmidt tries to do great things to prove he is a good person. Schmidt saves a guy's life he was choking on food and notices that bad things happen to good people. Nick wants to go to a strip club just to please Coach since it was what they used to do all the time with the guys.
Jess asks if she could talk to Nick in private in her room, and Nick mistakenly thinks that she wants to have sex. Jess says that she's uncomfortable with him going to a strip club. Jess is upset that he doesn't think that he's her boyfriend. Nick says that they haven't had the seeing other people conversation.
Jess asks if he's seeing other people and he says no, and Nick asks if she's seeing other people and she says no. Jess tells him to "knock yourself out. Jess tells Cece that when Nick didn't think of him as her boyfriend, it hurt, so she wants to hurt him back by making him jealous. Jess calls Nick and says that she's drunk with a guy at the bar. At the strip club, Nick says that he's going to leave because Jess is "sexy and sweet" so he's going to go see her. Nick arrives at the loft and enters Jess' room and sees the guy naked on her bed.
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